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Comment by Brookie on January 24, 2011 at 18:51

The only things that will be ending in 2012 are 1011 and Justin Beiber's singing carrer.....but we can only hope right?:P

Comment by Gwen Stata on January 14, 2011 at 18:47

other than THE FOUR WALRUSES OF THE APOCALYPSE. They will waddle/crawl/whatever-you-call-it-when-Walruses-move-forward to the centre of the chaos and mayhem known as the December-twentyfirst-twenty-twelvening. They will look upon all the insanity that Stephanie Meyer, terrible tween pop-stars, and internet trolls have brought upon the world. They will then realize how much work and prowess it would take to make right what is now so horribly, horribly wrong. Realizing this, they will all fall asleep, one after the other. However, when they close their eyes and performed The Final Sleep, this will not only destroy the terrible demons and pop-culture references, but also all the people, the world, the galaxy and the universe. Yes, even Xoltophon.

 

And that is what December 21, 2012 will bring upon the world.

Comment by Gwen Stata on January 14, 2011 at 18:38

On December 21, 2012, the chaos will begin as the  three suns in the galaxy of Xoltophon. Yes, this is relative because you see, Xoltophon is the Milky Way's 3rd cousin twice-and-a-half removed. At that moment, three terrible things will happen instantaneoulsy and will each be worse than the last; Stephanie Meyer will release a series of three books that are so bad and so horrible, they will make the entirety of Twilight look like if Jane Austen, Charolette Bronte, Margret Atwood, Holly Black, J.K. Rowling, William Shakespere, Agatha Christie, J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Charles Dickens, Ian Fleming, Lewis Carroll, every writer for Myster Science Theatre 3000 ever, ANNNND DR. SEUSS had all written it upon The Sacred Pages of The Golden Heavens with a quill made from an angel's wing feather as they all wore long capes and had the background music of ominous latin chanting playing as they wrote. Yes, it will be THAT BAD. So bad, that it will BLIND THE PERSON WHO SO MUCH AS LOOKS AT THE COVER.

 

Then, Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus will come together in the bonds of unholy matrimony, and spawn three little hellspawns known as Justin Cyrus, Miley Bieber, and Unicornpants. Why Unicornpants? Because that's why you should never let your kids name themselves. They will get a record deal as soon as they are concieved, and their first concert outside of their mother's womb will be nothing but their sounds of their Godforsaken crying. They will name the tour and eventual album, "Hell." Why? Because hell is that noise. It will be so terrible that the ground will crack open as giant mutated bats will arise from the earth and bite the heads off of all your firstborns and Rainbow Brite dolls. Justin Cyrus, Miley Beiber and Unicornpants will then mutate into hideous 50-foot demons and will stomp around the arena, stomping and crushing all those in and out of their way. They will also be reciting Stephanie Meyer's new tomes of destruction AT THE SAME TIME (It's possible, there's three of them). Their voices will be so terrible, they will DEAFEN ALL THOSE WHO SO MUCH AS SEE THEIR LIPS MOVE.

 

The Third Thing That Happens would probably be the worst of all if the other two weren't in existance. At the time of the December-twentyfirst-twentytwelvening, there will be an abusive angry chihuaha in power at the Whitehouse. He will get a call, and even though you never hear who it was or what it was about, the chihuaha will scream, "What do you MEAN you don't agree with me?! Do you KNOW who you are DEALING WITH?!" He will then slam his fist down on the fabled "The Button," which will then blow up Austrailia. That's not the worst part though. The worst part will be that the debris in the air that used to be Austrailia will crash down to earth in the form of giant rocks. Out of these rocks will not emerge, not one, not two, not a thousand, not a million, but A BILLION Rick Astley's. They will then proceed to storm the streets and world singing That Song (if you don't know That Song, you've never been on the internet). Only now, with a billion of them singing, it will be a billion times worse. And they've all remixed it in a horrible mix that's a billion times worse than the worst remix in existance. Also, they've somehow managed to learn how to ride the giant mutant bats and the worst singers of them have managed to ride Justin Cyrus, Miley Bieber and Unicornpants. The resulting nightmare drives the entire population crazy. Toys in the attic they are crazy. Bars in the window, even! They're all wearing socks on their hands and hats on their feet! They think that the taste you get when you brush your teeth and then drink orange juice is GOOD. THEY THINK THAT THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST SYSTEM EVER! IT'S TERRIBLE!!!

 

And the worst part of it all? There's no McMurphy to save us.

 

This chain of events leads to the natural conclusion of course. The screaming and crying and singing will awaken no

Comment by Jimmy Stata on January 12, 2011 at 19:01

Zim will doom us all.

Comment by Dave on January 12, 2011 at 9:38

On December 21 2012, spartanyouthradio will become self aware, and begin to grow at an exponential rate. Identifying non members as a threat to it's existence, spartan launches a preemptive advertising campaign. Spartan becomes the dominant internet presence, driving millions to abandon facebook, musicjesus, and frostwire. The economy collapses in chaos.

Comment by Braden Paquette on January 11, 2011 at 12:13

The world will end on december 21st of 2012  when justin bieber performs a world wide concert. It will drive everyone made causing wars and genocide! Whoever is alive will turn into a mad kind of Zombie eating every boy and girl!

Comment by Harley Sims on January 11, 2011 at 12:05

I dont really belive it but if it does i think it would be by a new  world war... or hopefully zthe zombie apocolypse :P

Comment by Gary Dean Duquette on January 10, 2011 at 12:07

The world will end -as we know it, that is. my theory is that oil will run low and cause us to change the way we live or war will bring the world to it knees.